Welcome to stimulus season. If you’re stumped for ideas, check out what your fellow Americans did with it on How I Spent My Stimulus. You can even add your own stimulus story…
I helped a friend move some furniture this weekend. Up at 7:00 am! Earliest I’ve been up on a Saturday in several months.
Reed DeLapp spotted quite the photo opportunity near the IKEA furniture pick-up, and his iPhone came to the rescue. The quality of iPhone and Treo photos is quite impressive. I don’t think I would even attempt a photo like this with my Motorola Razr, and when these photo opps com along, it’s nice to be prepared (ask Nick Longtin if you’re not convinced).
One of my favorite days of the year. Endless possibilities for marketers, and so much fun.
Highlights in the ‘net-o-sphere today:
If you’ve got a Google Docs account, sign in and open a new document. Under the file menu you should see an option for New Airplane. As Nick says, “Be careful. It’s in beta, so it may crash.”
In case you are worried about imminent rifts in the space-time continuum, listen to the seller’s reassurances:
Please do not be alarmed, and we hope not to alarm anyone… But the Possibility of Time Travel Truly Exists…This is a True, Real, and Viable Time Travel Theory & Project. Logistics, Mapping and Methodology.Complete with Illustrations.
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America’s obsession with all things gargantuan continues, and I will be here to document it. In this installment I highlight some food related items of truly ridiculous proportions.
64 Ounce Coffee Mug - that’s an entire pot of coffee, people, and at ninety-nine cents to fill it, it’s quite a value!
400-Inch Frying Pan - make omelettes for two hundred people, or a sixty pound pancake, or cook my five-year-old son whole.
120 lbs. of Treats - this has to be the biggest trick-or-treat bucket ever made. How is a kid even going to carry that around?
I love Halloween. It’s my favorite holiday. There are parties, decorations, candy, and it’s one of the few holidays where you aren’t obligated to spend time with extended family.
This year I decided to bring some holiday cheer into the office via a fake severed arm. When I laid eyes on it at the store I had to buy it, at only $4 this could very well be the best investment I have ever made. The arm has been moved about the office, popping up in unexpected places, giving my colleagues a chuckle or scare.
Send me a picture of how your office celebrates Halloween. I will post the most interesting pictures here on the 31st.
I once saw a woman driving her Hummer while wearing huge sunglasses, drinking a 64 ounce Big Gulp and eating a foot-long hot dog. Well, not really, but it seams probable given our preoccupation with all things enormous.
This even appears to be influencing something near and dear to my heart: gizmos and gadgets. So I submit to you, gentle readers, three items of ridiculous proportions spotted at my local shopping complex:
An Enormous Remote Control - STILL nothing good on
A Giant Calculator - can only add to 999,999,999 though
A huge Swiss Army Style Grilling Tool - if this fits in your pocket you need to grill less